Knowing the mind of God (hint: God hates shrimp)
I wonder why, amidst all the fulmination about gay marriage and other violations of the Levitical code, more people haven’t hopped onto this bandwagon: God hates shrimp.
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.