A conspiracy exposed: keeping the Internet safe
Lots of people are buying new computers this weekend (more on rampant consumerism and credit gluttony in a future post). Many of those new computer owners will be inexperienced computer users. They’ll want to explore the internets, having heard their friends talking about it. What happens when too many people start poking around the nets? Things slow down. Fortunately, some computer geeks are working to keep things flowing smoothly for those of us already online.
Here’s a recently obtained secret training video from Best Buy. If you enjoy surfing at high speed, send a thank you note to your nearest Geek Squad employee. They’re keeping the internet safe and fast!