Denouncing Dave Walker
In a break from our nonstop General Convention coverage, I bring you this important blog post:
Last summer at the Lambeth Conference, I met Dave Walker. He was there as “Cartoonist in Residence.” Mostly he was to be found in his palatial tent, rivaled only by the Big Top for tent grandeur, producing cartoons. All seemed well at first. Dave is nice. He is funny. What’s not to like?
Soon, his sinister side reared its ugly head. There was a sinister conspiracy involving feathers. Authorities have never figured it out, and the Lambeth Conference indaba document is ominously silent on this issue.
Now I have found out new information that is even more worrying. It seems that Dave Walker’s “Cartoon Blog” is no such thing. I encourage you to visit. You’ll notice that the last two entries (first, second) are actually about his camper van. Then there’s a post about a calendar. And before that’s it’s about his Mac.
Where are the cartoons? Or why isn’t his blog called “Dave’s Van and Calendar (with occasional bits about technology) Blog”? Until Dave Walker either corrects the title of his blog or else publishes cartoons, I am declaring myself to be in a state of impaired blogmunion with him.
Dave, it’s up to you to repair the tear in the tent fabric of the blogosphere.
Photo courtesy the Bishop of Cork’s blog.