An encyclical you may have missed
1. I have abolished the Southern Cone and replaced it with the Orange Southern Cone. This will lead to a more godly church and assist with parking control problems on Sunday mornings.
If you are an Episcopalian east of the Mississippi, you must read this right away. You might as well get used to your new ecclesiastical overlord. If, however, you don’t like Pope Tim, there’s a pope in Pittsburgh too.
Meanwhile, I will be revising my acolyte customary to include a doughnut bearer, per the new pope’s renovations of the church I serve.