BREAKING NEWS: 7WD EXCLUSIVE
Yesterday, the Secretary of Convention was wearing a bright green blazer that looked sponge painted. Quite a fashion statement! Here is the BREAKING NEWS: today he is wearing a bluish plaid jacket.
At first, I thought this was simply GC fashions that are above my pay grade. (I am wearing clerical garb every day, at least partly due to a startling lack of sartorial creativity.)
Now I am concerned about another possibility. Our Sectetary is a cleric, and yet he shuns the proverbial collar. Perhaps he is not wearing a clergy shirt because of the exorbitant cost of Almy clerical shirts. Maybe he’s been shopping at his local parish Thrift Shop. After all, the Secretary’s job is a volunteer post.
This injustice must be corrected soon, so that our beloved Secretary can buy the clothes he wants.
On further reflection, perhaps he wears the bright jackets so he’ll be visible from the rear extremities of this vast room.
7WD will endeavor to learn the truth about Dr. Straub’s fashions.
(To be clear: I’m just having some fun here. Dr. Straub is a fashion maestro.)