Oh noes! Prediction of a landslide I don’t like!
A true authority has a prediction that flies in the face of conventional wisdom, polling data, and my wishes. But it’s straight from God, so who are we to question?
Polls are closing as I write this, and a prophetic Word has just come upon me to announce that, as Bible-believing Christians have all expected, this election is going to be a landslide for Sarah Palin and the most perceptive pair of spectacles since Joseph Smith’s peep-stones gave the Mormons some wriggle-room on polygamy.
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