This has been making the rounds of the blogosphere. I’m really sorry I can’t remember where I saw it first, so I can’t give proper credit. I hope this doesn’t ruin my blogging karma. Anyway, enjoy.
UPDATE: Note, thanks to A Different Street for catching this as another project of the Church Sign Generator. I should have thought to check there. This revelation doesn’t change the humor, though it would be a better story if these bad been real signs. Could someone with a marquee sign please engage another church in an epic battle of words?